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Politically correct virgin

/ 02:38 PM September 17, 2013

Nyor Gamay (NG): Hello, DJ?

DJ Mbenga (DJ): O, Nyor Gamay.

Unsay ato?

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NG: Mangutana unta ko nimo sa imong panahum sa virginity.

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DJ: Ha? Unswa? Ngano gud intawn nga na-concerned ka man niana?

NG: Unsa man ni para nimo?

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DJ: Nakahinumdum man ko sa Jingle Magazine niadto. Matud pa sa maong magazine, “Big issue over a small tissue” kining virginity. Kay kana gong hymen usa man ka flesh tissue sa kinataw sa babaye nga magisi sa unang sexual encounter. Mao nga mentras naa pa ang maong hymen maka-ingon ang mga way labot nga wala pa maki-paghilawas ang maong babaye kay intact pa man ang iyang hymen. Ug by extension, chaste o putli pa kini kay wa pa kini malambigit sa mga kalibutanhong kalihokan. Pero duna may mga insidente nga makapatangkas sa hymen bisan pa man og wala pa makig-sex ang babaye. Sama sa giingon nilang sipyat sa pag bisikleta. Ug on the opposite end of this issue mao ang porn star nga virgin.

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NG: Binuang diha DJ. Virgin nga porn star?

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DJ: O, virgin siya kay intact pa man iyang hymen. Iya na nga gihimo ang tanang imaginable sex acts gawas sa normal coitus. Gi plano kini daan sa iyang mga producer kay ila mang i-live stream ang iyang “deflowering” o pagtangkas sa iyang hymen. Pero nganong nainteresado man ka ani nga topic?

NG: Nakabasa man gud ko kabahin ning ospital sa China, nga Peking University Cancer Hospital, mamalit og dugo sa mga virgin nga babaye nga may pangidarong 18 ngadtos 24 anyos. Ila kining gamiton sa ilang research sa Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). Ang dugo kuno sa mga virgin isud sa mataptan sa HPV mao nga mahimo kining negative control substance sa research. Apan nangasuko ang mga politically correct ning maong kalihokan sa ospital. Insulto kuno sa mga kababayn-an ang maong publicized request. Nganong wa man nila apila ang mga virgin nga lalake.

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DJ: Tagai kos URL ining imong taho Nyor bi.

NG: https://ph.news.yahoo.com/chinese-hospital-seeks-virgins-blood-050958546.html

DJ: Mentras basahon ko ni, ipa-paminaw ta una nila kining “Like a Virgin” ni Madonna.

I made it through the wilderness/Somehow I made it through/Didn’t know how lost I was until I found you//I was beat incomplete/I’d been had, I was sad and blue/But you made me feel/Yeah, you made me feel/Shiny and new

( Chorus:) Like a virgin/Touched for the very first time/Like a virgin/When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)/Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy/My fear is fading fast/Been saving it all for you/Cause only love can last//You’re so fine and you’re mine/Make me strong, yeah you make me bold/Oh your love thawed out/Yeah, your love thawed out/What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh/You’re so fine and you’re mine/I’ll be yours till the end of time/Cause you made me feel/Yeah, you made me feel/Like nothing to hide

(chorus)

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Like a virgin, ooh, ooh/Like a virgin/Feels so good inside/When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh/Ooh, baby/Can’t you hear my heart beat/For the very first time?

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