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A man who flew from Los Angeles to Melbourne was charged with importing crystal meth after being randomly selected for a luggage inspection.
The Australian Border Force interrogated the 44-year-old Australian who allegedly admitted to hiding two 85-gram packages of the illegal drugs.
The estimated cost of the drugs is AUD 73,000 or P2.9 million.
The Australian Federal Police shared a photo of the packages he pooped and wrote the caption, “From his bottom to your nose…”
The official account also couldn’t help dish out some butt puns in the comment section.
Image: Facebook/AusFedPolice
“Glad AFP got to bottom of this,” praised a netizen.
“We weren’t letting this guy slip through the crack,” it replied.
And when some wondered why there appeared to be blood stains, the account confirmed that there was blood because “the pellet is a little bigger than where it came from.”
Image: Facebook/AusFedPolice
The accused will appear in the Melbourne Magistrates Court in January 2018 and could face up to 25 years of prison.
Perhaps the man should have just stuck to his airplane food. JB
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