Tacloban Pogi Points Game

Nyor Gamay (NG): DJ mo request ko og bisag unsang kanta ni Justin Bieber

DJ: O nganong ni kalit man kag ka Belieber, Nyor Gamay? Duna kay gi-iring-iringan nga high-school?

NG: Wala man DJ. Buot lang ko maminaw sa kanta aning Justin Bieber kay alang kanako siya ang winner sa Tacloban Pogi Points contest. Gipildi niya tanang kumpetinsya.

DJ: Kinsa man diay iyang mga runners-up, Nyor?

NG: Si Mayor Alfred Romualdez, DILG Secretary Mar Roxas ug si P-Noy.

DJ: Nganong na pildi ni Justin Bieber si Mayor Romualdez?

NG: Kay mura mag bata nga ni pahaba nga miingong gibaharan kuno siyang Mar Roxas nga pag bantay-bantay kay Romualdez raba siya unya Aquino ang presidente. Pero political pa pogi ra diay to kang Roxas nga papirmahon ang mayor aron dili mapasanginlan si P-Noy ug ang liberal party nga nangilog og poder.

DJ: Unya si Mar Roxas gipildi man sad ni Justin Bieber?

NG: Kinis Mar Roxas minus points ray nakuha niya sa iyang paghisgut og mga apilyedo. Ug nangayo lang unta siyag pirma, wa na lang siya mag yamyam pag Romualdez ug Aquino. Nahimo na hinuong politikanhon ang ilang rescue effort.

DJ: Ug si P-Noy nganong nalutsan man ni siyang Justin Bieber?

NG: DJ, nakaligo na ba kag public nga banyo?

DJ: O Nyor.

NG: Maghubo ba ka maligo, DJ?

DJ: O, basta nay purtahan. Pero time pa, asa man ni paingon imong inquisition?

NG: Ingnon ta lang nga pagsugod na nimog panglugod may nibalikos na nga bitin sa imong batiis, mosul-ob pa kag underwear una ka modagan?

DJ: Murag low IQ ko ron da unsa man gyuy tumong aning imong pasumbingay?

NG: Si P-Noy mas concern sa iyang image kay sa kinabuhi sa mga tao. Mangayo pa siyag suwat haron ingnon wa siya mangagaw og pwesto. Unya miguwa iyang pagka spoiled brat nga mag saput-saput kon dunay mohisgut og martial law. Nakahibaw ta nga biktima ilang pamilya sa martial law pero siya naman intawoy presidente ron nganong ma bad trip man dayon siya. Nangandam ang iyang gobyerno pero wa kahibaw kon usay ilang gipangandaman. Magsige lag lakaw-lakaw pa picture.

DJ: Ug si Justin Bieber?

NG: Nakahibaw si Justin Bieber sa iyang buhaton. Nakahibawo siya nga entertainer siya mao nga nikanta siya ug nakig duwa siyag basketball sa mga taga Tacloban didto sa mga elementary school yards nga pwerteng gusbata. Misaad siya nga mo donar og paayo ning maong mga infrastructure.

DJ: Murag wa na koy mahimo Nyor, Belieber ka na gyung daku. Mao ania ang iyang Never Say Never, alang kanimo ug sa tanang Yolanda survivors.

(Never say never)/(Pick it up this, pick it up)/Yeah, yeah/(Pick it up this, pick it up)/Never (6x)/Pick it up this, pick it up)

See I never thought that I could walk through fire/I never thought that I could take the burn/I never had the strength to take it higher/Until I reached the point of no return

(CHORUS) And there’s just no turning back/When your heart’s under attack/Gonna give everything I have/It’s my destiny//I will never say never! (I will fight)/I will fight till forever! (make it right)/Whenever you knock me down/I will not stay on the ground/Pick it up/Pick it up/Pick it up/Pick it up up up/And never say never

Ne-never say never (never)3X/Never say it, never, never say it

I never thought that I could feel this power/I never thought that I could feel this free/I’m strong enough to climb the highest tower/And I’m fast enough to run across the sea

(Repeat CHORUS)

Here we go!/Guess who?/JSmith and JB! (Uh-huh!)/I gotcha little bro/I can handle him/Hold up, aight?/I can handle him

Now he’s bigger than me/Taller than me/And he’s older than me/And stronger than me/And his arms a little bit longer than me/But he ain’t on a JB song with me!

I be trying a chill/They be trying to sour the thrill/No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will

Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove/Like Kobe in the 4th, ice water with blood/Let’s go/I gotta be the best, and yes/We’re the flyest/Like David and Goliath/I conquered the giant/So now I got the world in my hand/I was born from two stars/So the moon’s where I land (I’m gone!)

I will never say never! (never say it, never, never say it) (I will fight)/I will fight till forever! (OK) (make it right)

Whenever you knock me down/I will not stay on the ground/Pick it up (3X)/Pick it up, up, up/And never say never

I will never say never! (I will fight)/I will fight till forever! (make it right)/Whenever you knock me down/I will not stay on the ground/Pick it up (3x)/pPck it up, up, up/And never say never/Ne-never say never (never say it) (3x)/Ne-never say never (never say it)/And never say never…