Wisecracks as revolts

Telling jokes  against  ‘Big Brother’  are tiny revolutions,” George Orwell wrote. From bitter experience,  Filipinos know what  this author of the anti-dictatorship novel  “1984” meant.  Pogo and Togo poked fun onstage at  Japanese occupiers, prompting  the  Kempeitai to crack down. Recall  the man taken ill in front of  Imelda Marcos’ Film Center? As  he pukes, a passerby furtively whispers: “Pare. I share your opinion.”

Libya’s Moammar Gadhafi  fled as did Iraq’s  Saddam Hussien and Tunisia’s Ben Ali. Tripoli newscasts  show piled-up  corpses, wrecked  hospitals, idled  luxury airliners, ostentatious  homes, plus a maze of  underground escape  tunnels.

But  did history  repeat itself?  Were Libyan jokes as barbed as those  cracked  elsewhere in the jerky  course of  the “Arab Spring”? “Students of humor know that the most piquant political jokes are found wherever totalitarian dictatorships flourish,”  University of California (Berkeley) professor Alan Dundes notes.

As the psychotic “Cultural Revolution” wound down, Chinese students would yell: “Down with the Gang of Four”—while holding up five fingers. The fifth referred to Mao Ze  Dong. On  return from the Vatican conclave that elected Pope John Paul II, the late Jaime Cardinal Sin  told  Leonardo Perez of the stamp-pad  Commission on Elections: “Leonie,  if you oversaw   the conclave, I’d have been elected Pope.”

Political jokes, however, tend to wither  when People Power  wins back  free speech. In Poland, gags dried up after  the Solidarsnoc  movement ushered in freedom. Democratic countries “can’t compete with jokes” about Hitler, Stalin or say Ferdinand Marcos, Dundes adds.

Libya’s top comedian Milood Amroni is undergoing that experience  today. For 35 years, he  poked fun, ever so carefully, at Moammar Gadhafi’s regime, a  Reuters feature notes. An earlier Amroni  skit portrays two military trainees being bullied by an officer. He says to the other, “This is good practice for the day when  we’re bullied by the top commander.” Everybody  got the underhanded message,  Libya’s top military honcho  was Moammar.

Like the Philippines after People Power One, Libya’s newspapers and stations are suddenly free to speak. “We’ve never been in this sort of situation, to talk openly about politics, to make jokes about politicians,” marveled  Amroni. “Before, we’d  just give hints about politics and people would react and feel happy.  Now they’re more critical. It’s difficult to make them laugh about politics because they’re joking themselves… Political jokes were a weapon to fight with and now we don’t need it. But maybe later.”

Cyberspace made it impossible for Gadhafi’s regime to clamp total censorship. Referring to “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution’s” rambling two- to three-hour addresses, a Libyan tweet, for example, reads, “If the rebels don’t surrender, we  will  replay  the whole speech.”  Before New York shut down for Hurricane Irene, David Letterman cracked:  “Gadhafi  said his people love him. I think that’s what he said. It was hard to hear over the rebel gunfire.”

Indeed,  “an old Arab adage has it that the worst misfortune is the one that makes you laugh,” an Australian Broadcasting feature from Sydney notes. “Nowhere is that truer than in Libya where  Gadhafi’s outlandish antics are causing howls on the Internet.” Facebook  carries mocking slogans: “Don’t  knock my madness, it’s all I have.” The list goes on.

In less than a year, three revolutions have wracked the Arab world: Tunisia, Egypt  and now  Libya. Three  revolts are now  working their way through  Syria, Yemen and Bahrain.  Young people drive these uprisings. They  share vocabulary as well as tactics, New York Times points out. “Irhal,” or  “scram”   leap-frogged  from Egypt to Yemen and Bahrain, “where  protesters made it plural. Not only must the king go, but his family as well.”

Will Syria be the next to crumble? Even Damascus’ closest ally, Iran, has recoiled from over 2,000 demonstrators killed. There, a joke runs this way: A minister goes to the Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad after a national election.  Minister: “I have excellent news, Mr. President! You won 98.6 percent of the  vote in the election! Less than 2 percent of the people dissented!  What more could you possibly want?”  Assad:  “Their names.”

It is from Burma, however, where some of the most pointed jokes against paranoid dictators emerged. U Par Par Lay goes to India to have his toothache treated.  “Don’t you have dentists  in Myannmar?” the New Delhi dentist wonders. “Oh yes, we do, Doctor,” the Burmese replies. “But at home, we’re not allowed to open our mouths.”

Par Par Lay is, in fact, the “Moustache Brothers” No.1. With Lu Zaw, Moustache Brother No. 3, Par was jailed for six years for anti-government jokes. London’s “Telegraph” calls the  three brothers  “arguably the bravest stand-up comics in the world today.”

“Jokes are acts of defiance the world over,” writes Steven Lukes of Baliol College at Oxford  and Hebrew University’s Itzhak Galnoor in their book, “No Laughing Matter.” “The time to worry is when the jokes stop.”  A joke about  Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and the cardinal is apt.

“Say President Arroyo is a saint in your Sunday sermon and Catholic charities get this P5-million check,” an aide says. “Deal,” the cardinal  replies. As GMA sits in the front pew, the cardinal rips into every scandal, from Hello Garci, ZTE broadband scam, Maguidanao massacre to Pagcor’s P1.3-billion coffee bill. Then came  the P5-million clincher: “Compared to Mike Arroyo, President Gloria is a saint.”

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