On billboards and peacocks

Ania una ang lyrics sa kanta ni Katy Perry nga “Peacock:”

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock, cock/Your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock/I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock, cock/Your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock

(Verse 1) Word on the street, you got somethin’ to show me, ee/Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee/I’m intrigued, for a peek, Heard it’s fascinating//Come on, baby, let me see/What you’re hidin’ underneath//Words up your sleeve/Such a tease/Wanna see the show, oh/In 3D, a movie/Heard it’s beautiful, oh/Be the judge/And my girls gonna take a bow, oh

(Pre-Chorus) I want the jaw droppin’, eye poppin’, head turnin’, body shockin’/(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)/I want my heart throbbin’, ground shakin’, show stoppin’, amazing/(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)

(Chorus) Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?/Don’t be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch/I’ma peace out if you don’t give me the pay off/Come on baby let me see/what you’re hidin’ underneath/Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?/what you’re waiting for? it’s time for you to show it off/Don’t be a shy kinda guy I’ll bet it’s beautiful/Come on baby let me see/Whatchu hidin’ underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock, cock/Your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock/I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock, cock/Your peacock, cock, cock/Your peacock

(Verse 2) Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk/brake me off, if you bad, show me who’s the boss/need some goose, if you lose, come on take a shot

Repeat Pre-Chorus+Chorus

Oh my God no exaggeration/boy all this time was worth the waiting/I just shed a tear/I am so unprepared/You’ve got the finest architecture/End of the rainbow lookin’ treasure/such a sight to see/And it’s all for me

Repeat Chorus

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Si Katy Perry na karon ang obnoxious queen of double entendre. Napalagput na niya si Rod Stewart. Sigurado kong nakamatngun mo nga ang peacock duol kaayo paminawon sa pee cock. Of Course, nakahibawo kita nga slang ang cock sa usa ka parti sa lawas. Hinuon di mo madakpan si Perry niani kay makaingon man siya nga ang peacock sa iyang kanta usa lang ka pasumbingay sa mga butang nga gitaguan sama sa bahandi o kamatuoran.

Daw na inspire sa usa ka raw ug brutal interpretation sa kanta ni Perry ang mga nagpaluyo sa billboard sa Bench diin may gihimong suggestive poses ang mga sakop sa Philippine Volcanoes rugby team. Hinungdan nga mibukal ang homophobia sa pipila ka mayor sa NCR ug igpatangtang nila ang billboard sa Mandaluyong.

Tingalig “I wanna see your peacock” sad maoy battlecry sa pamunoan sa Advertising Standards Agency sa Britain dihang gi-ban nila ang comercial nila ni Julia Roberts (Lancome) ug Christy Turlington (Maybelline) human gitudlo sa usa ka sa sakop sa ilang parliament nga gipang “airbrush” ang mga hitsura ning duha ka mga endorsers.

Tungod ning maong buhat mituo ang maong ahensya nga misleading o pangilad ang maong ad. Ug niani mahimo na natong ma-interpret ang Kang Perry nga “I wanna see your peacock” nga “pakit-a kos makeup sa imong kunot.”

Kanag way Photoshop ha.