Pagtuo

Hindi kami kulto, registered kami sa SEC.”

Nyor Gamay (NG): Hello, DJ Mbenga?

DJ Mbenga (DM): O, Nyor Gamay.

NG: Kaila na gyud nako da.

DM: Di lagi ka makalusot nako. Ay na lag suway. Hahaha. Bitaw Nyor, unsay ato? Mo-request ka?

NG: Mao ra gyud ni akong kalipay, DJ. Request-request og mga kanta.

DM: Sa di pa nimo hinganlan ang kanta sultii ko kun unsay hinungdan nga mo-request kaman niani kay suwayan nako pagtag-an ang title sa imong request. Game?

NG: Sige. May kalabutan ni sa divorce ni Tom Cruise ug Katie Holmes.

DM: Ha?! Ah, “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do?”

NG: No. May kalabutan usab kini sa pangutana kun di ba gay si Tom Cruise.

DM: Hala ka diha. “Hindi Ako Bakla?”

NG: May nakamatikud man gud nga iyang gibuwagan ang tulo niya ka asawa pag edad nilag 33.

DM: Ang tulo gyud? Pag 33 anyos nila? Tulo ka 33. Murag Numerology. “No. 9” sa Beatles?

NG: May misugyot sab, DJ, nga kining iyang pagbuwag sa iyang mga asawa may kalabutan sa iyang pagtuo. Kauban ra ba silang John Travolta niani nga karon dunay mga kaso kabahin sa iyang panyansing og mga masahistang lalake. Basig supportive kaayo kini sa mga maya o closet gays kining maong simbahan mao nga loyal kaayo sila niani.

DM: So, gatuo ka Nyor nga kulto ang simbahan ni Travolta ug Tom Cruise?

NG: Gatuo ko Nyor, mao nga ang request nako ron nimo mao ang “Losing My Religion” sa REM.

DM: Ah na hala Nyor, i-dedicate ta ni Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman ug Katie Holmes kining “Losing My Religion” sa REM.

Life is bigger/It’s bigger than you/And you are not me/The lengths that I will go to/The distance in your eyes/Oh no, I’ve said too much/I set it up

That’s me in the corner/That’s me in the spotlight/Losing my religion/Trying to keep up with you/And I don’t know if I can do it/Oh no I’ve said too much/I haven’t said enough

I thought that I heard you laughing/I thought that I heard you sing/I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper/Of every waking hour/I’m choosing my confessions/Trying to keep an eye on you/Like a hurt lost and blinded fool/Oh no, I’ve said too much/I set it up

Consider this/The hint of the century/Consider this/The slip that brought me/To my knees failed/What if all these fantasies/Come flailing around/Now I’ve said too much

I thought that I heard you laughing/I thought that I heard you sing/I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream/That was just a dream

That’s me in the corner/That’s me in the spotlight/Losing my religion/Trying to keep up with you/And I don’t know if I can do it/Oh no I’ve said too much/I haven’t said enough

I thought that I heard you laughing/I thought that I heard you sing/I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream, try, cry, why, try/That was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream/Dream