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Sexual selection vs natural selection

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DJ Mbenga (M): Ug karon kay buot man makig batbat si Nyor Gamay kabahin sa kalahian sa “natural selection” ug “sexual selection” pamianwon ta kining kanta sa Hot Chocolate nga “You Sexy Thing.

I believe in miracles. Where’re you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thang you ? I believe in miracles since you came along, you sexy thing.

Nyor Gamay (NG): Dili diay parehas ra ang natural selection ug sexual selection, DJ?

DM: Dili tawon Nyor uy. Kay kon mao nang istoryaha puros na lang sexy ang mahabilin sa kalibutan ug ang mga sapyot ug batig nawong ma eliminated na.

NG: Mas maayo unta diay to Nyor. Puros na lami ang mahabilin. Beautiful world.

DM: Ang kuyaw og di ta makakita ana nga world, beautiful as it might be.

NG: Kay ngano man? Ma blind na ta sa ilang kaanyag?

Where did you come from, baby? How did you know, I needed you? How did you know I needed you so badly? How did you know I’d give my heart gladly?

DM: Ka balaknon sad nimo Nyor uy. Dili kay ma blind tas ilang beauty. Ang kuyaw kon di nata mo exist to witness their beauty kay ma eliminated ta.

NG: Tsk tsk tsk. Ataya no. Pero di man tingay tantong batig nawong.

DM: O. Di sad tantong sapyot.

Yesterday I was one of the lonely people. Now you’re lying close to me, making love to me. I believe in miracles. Where’re you from, you sexy thing, sexy thing you? I believe in miracles Since you came along, you sexy thing.

NG: Unsa man diay kalahian nila, DJ?

DM: Ang natural selection Nyor, mao ang pagtipi sa katalagman sa mga binuhat nga di maka sugakud niani. Pananglitan siguing ga lunop, mahurot og kamatay di kahibawo molangoy. Ug kon dunay virus sa usa ka lugar nga adto moatake sa digestive system, ang mga lig-on rag tiyan ug tina-i maoy mabuhi.

NG: Unya tinuod na nga kon duna kunoy nuclear catastrophe, ukok ray mabuhi?

DM: Mao may ilang ingon nyor. Pero nakasabot naka nga ang natural selection mao ang kalihukan sa kinaadman nga motangtang sa mga di ka sugakod.

Where did you come from, angel? How did you know I’d be the one? Did you know your everything I prayed for? Did you know every night and day for? Everyday, you’d give love and satisfaction? Now you’re lying next to me, giving it to me.

NG: Unya karon, DJ, unsa may sexual selction?

DM: Suma sa akong nasabtan, Nyor, mura nig sabong nga dunay inilug ug biya.

NG: Pasabta kuno ko Nyor.

DM: Pananglitan kon tua mo puyo sa layong bungtud. Ang inilugngadto mao ang mga lalake nga kusgan og isog. Kon wa kay umoy, mahug ra kag binlud ug gamay ray maibog nimo. Apan kon na mo manimuyo sa mga dagkong dakbayan bisag mura kag bayuton apan maayo ka moistorya ug maayo ka mangwarta daghan ang mga babaye nga ganahan nimo. Sa ato pa mas daku kag purohan nga mo survive sa sexual selection. Kay kon lawas ray puhonan nimo sa dakbayan -call boy ra ug pagka kargador maoy dangatan nimo.

I believe in miracles. Where’re you from you sexy thing, sexy thing you? I believe in miracles since you came along sexy thing. Kiss me, you sexy thing. Touch me baby, you sexy thing. I love the way you touch me my darling, you sexy thing. It’s sextacy. Yesterday I was one of the lonely people. Now you’re lying close to me, giving it to me.

NG: Unya kita DJ, unsa may atong chances sa mga selection?

DM: Aw kita, Nyor, kitay resulta sa random selection.

I believe in miracles. Where’re you from you sexy thing, sexy thing you? I believe in miracles since you came along, you sexy thing. Touch me, Kiss me darling, I love the way you love me baby. It’s ecastacy, its ecstacy, sexy thing. I love the way you kiss me darling, love the way you hold me. Keep on loving me darling. Keep on loving me baby.


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